Folliculay, Folliculah

I love science. Genetics saddled me with a bad case of follicle deforestation. Rather than comb-over, I shave the dome down to the skin. However, it now looks like there may be hope on the horizon:

"Hair loss in humans might not be irreversible, suggest scientists who have helped create new hair cells on the skin of mice."

Of course, I'll probably be 115 years old by the time any of this science will bless me with a full head of hair.